Haha when we were GCSE NIPPERS, we went to see Hamlet in Regent's Park, but we'd only got through half the play so we bounced up and down at our teacher "Mr Atk1ns Mr Atk1ns WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END THEN!?" And he replied "everyone dies!" and we didn't believe him and took the mick and O HOW WE LEARNED as the sun went down behind the stage...

Of course that was BEFORE I learned that "A Shakespeare tragedy" always = "everyone dies" ;)